15 mins of fame...

On me running out of my 15mins of fame after speaking at a conference... "And you spent them on that?!"

Gremo with the broken build cape

While being brave enough to have the first sip of our clients home made 5 year beer

"that tastes like chocolate flavored battery acid"

After Usually quiet Reynolds piped up from the QA corner...

"Who put a coin in Reynolds?!"

The morning after the project's first production release, at standup...

I'm going to dedicate this release to everyone who thought that we wouldn't release anything meaningful. Because without you I wouldn't be able to say... "I told you so!"

Claiming that he wasn't sleeping while pairing....

"I am checking my eyelids for holes"

On shark conventions....

While talking about basking sharks who are massive but have no teeth... "It must suck to be a shark with no teeth. You can't even go to a shark convention". When asked for clarification... "Well yeh, you're the lamest shark ever".

Put funny tags round it...

While Anne was reading back the previous post and asking how to make it funny... "I dunno, put funny tags round it, that's what Apache do..."

On girlfriends past....

While Anne was informing Gremo that 'tucking and rolling' was the best way to jump from a moving car, and generally as a life rule... "I had a girlfriend that I got away from by doing that"

When someone asked him if it was OK to erase the whiteboard...

"Whiteboards that say "Save" should be erased frequently. It's a damn WHITEBOARD!"