While talking about Patrick's role...

It's not a promotion. It just puts me closer to the guns.

While deciding our team name today,

Someone suggests we use a term meaning ongoing, eternal or always there.

Gremo's suggestion: Team Mother-In-Law.

After lunch at the burger barge...

I'm full and I ate a plastic fork. I hope this doesn't end badly for me.

Evil villains

Completely randomly...

"Do you know what?

Not enough villains play the organ these days.

I think all villains should play an instrument.

Nothing silly though. Like a mouth-harp, or a ukulele. When have you ever seen that?"

Usefulness

That's about as useful as tits on a boar.