Talking about wisdom teeth removal...

Deepthi: I don't want to go under. What if I never wake up?
Patrick: Well then you'll never know! (with flourish)

During a slightly longer conversation in stand up...

I'm going to have an aneurism.

Talking about possible tech implementations

There's no school like the old school.

Going through TSA Pre-Check...

If someone sets off the metal detector, they should have to go back home and start over again.

Talking about poor html.

The <br/> is the sign of a weak mind.