Palm trees

I've always wondered that palm trees are not trees.  They must be some pre-historic grass or something... they just look so anatomically different to normal trees -- and when I looked it up they were in fact not trees!

On the Internet

"The Internet is just a fad.  It will go away eventually."

On quinoa

Jenny: (Pointing to juice) Oh I get this from this local health food store.
Patrick: Health food store?
Jenny: Yeah, they have healthy salads and wraps, and they put quinoa.
Patrick: (Chuckles) I think quinoa is a recently made-up thing.

Swamp water

(Looking at green vegetable juice)

Patrick: Are you enjoying your swamp water?
Jenny: ...