"Microsoft has always hated the web"

you can only use the delete key so many times in a day..

.. there's an actual counter on it ..

.. it stops it from over heating

So basically Java should never have had a string ...

... it is causing way too much grief.

(referring to the chore of adding constants like 'MM/dd/yyyy' instead of inlining such strings where they are used)

He beats you down with his 'right'

.. on Linus Torvalds in respect of Git

XML: it is going to be the downfall of modern society

apparently

Apache are a bunch of jerks

apparently

Do I have to be a project manager to be rolled off this project?

WELL DO I ?