Claiming that he wasn't sleeping while pairing....

"I am checking my eyelids for holes"

On shark conventions....

While talking about basking sharks who are massive but have no teeth... "It must suck to be a shark with no teeth. You can't even go to a shark convention". When asked for clarification... "Well yeh, you're the lamest shark ever".

Put funny tags round it...

While Anne was reading back the previous post and asking how to make it funny... "I dunno, put funny tags round it, that's what Apache do..."

On girlfriends past....

While Anne was informing Gremo that 'tucking and rolling' was the best way to jump from a moving car, and generally as a life rule... "I had a girlfriend that I got away from by doing that"

When someone asked him if it was OK to erase the whiteboard...

"Whiteboards that say "Save" should be erased frequently. It's a damn WHITEBOARD!"

anvil

"So if you could get a meteor, satellite, anvil or battleship to fall from the sky and hit me that would probably be the best"

Snapple cap wisdom: you can spread more germs by shaking hands than kissing

Yujun: did you know that a keyboard is dirtier than a toilet?
Cosmin: but you can't type on a toilet.
Gremo: but you can crap on a keyboard