Evil villains

Completely randomly...

"Do you know what?

Not enough villains play the organ these days.

I think all villains should play an instrument.

Nothing silly though. Like a mouth-harp, or a ukulele. When have you ever seen that?"

Usefulness

That's about as useful as tits on a boar.

15 mins of fame...

On me running out of my 15mins of fame after speaking at a conference... "And you spent them on that?!"

Gremo with the broken build cape

While being brave enough to have the first sip of our clients home made 5 year beer

"that tastes like chocolate flavored battery acid"

After Usually quiet Reynolds piped up from the QA corner...

"Who put a coin in Reynolds?!"

The morning after the project's first production release, at standup...

I'm going to dedicate this release to everyone who thought that we wouldn't release anything meaningful. Because without you I wouldn't be able to say... "I told you so!"