Talking about possible tech implementations

There's no school like the old school.

Going through TSA Pre-Check...

If someone sets off the metal detector, they should have to go back home and start over again.

Talking about poor html.

The <br/> is the sign of a weak mind.

What's your Windows problem?

The fact that it was installed on this machine.

Talking about comments on the internet...

The whole internet is a one big trailerpark.

Talking about Star Wars...

If the Death Star has taught us anything it's protect your tailpipe.

Observing cars as we drive on the highway...

Is that a car full of plants? No, he's just been driving a long time in the sun.