Overthrowing the Government

In a meeting, whilst discussing the intricate relationships with tax calculations that tied to tax laws:

"We are fixing the wrong problem; we should just overthrow the Government because that's the root cause of the problem."

Palm trees

I've always wondered that palm trees are not trees.  They must be some pre-historic grass or something... they just look so anatomically different to normal trees -- and when I looked it up they were in fact not trees!

On the Internet

"The Internet is just a fad.  It will go away eventually."

On quinoa

Jenny: (Pointing to juice) Oh I get this from this local health food store.
Patrick: Health food store?
Jenny: Yeah, they have healthy salads and wraps, and they put quinoa.
Patrick: (Chuckles) I think quinoa is a recently made-up thing.

Swamp water

(Looking at green vegetable juice)

Patrick: Are you enjoying your swamp water?
Jenny: ...

Talking about his boot of beer

This is like bad ass Cinderella ('s boot). She's got boots made of glass. Like bad-ass-erella.

Kind versus Type

Deepthi: She's not my kind.
Cecil: You mean not my type.
Deepthi: Oh so like sheep aren't my kind...
Patrick: Nooooooo (sounding like moo)