After lunch at the burger barge...

I'm full and I ate a plastic fork. I hope this doesn't end badly for me.

Evil villains

Completely randomly...

"Do you know what?

Not enough villains play the organ these days.

I think all villains should play an instrument.

Nothing silly though. Like a mouth-harp, or a ukulele. When have you ever seen that?"

Usefulness

That's about as useful as tits on a boar.

15 mins of fame...

On me running out of my 15mins of fame after speaking at a conference... "And you spent them on that?!"

Gremo with the broken build cape

While being brave enough to have the first sip of our clients home made 5 year beer

"that tastes like chocolate flavored battery acid"

After Usually quiet Reynolds piped up from the QA corner...

"Who put a coin in Reynolds?!"