In response to a precariously placed extension cord

"I refuse to die in Delaware"

On ISIS

"If they want to behead people, let them behead people we send to them.  Don't just be beheading random people."

Chatting with the infrastructure team

Jason S (client): we fixed symantec! :D

Patrick: The company?

Guest blogger Stephane Bisson referring to Meetup.com

"Yes, dying and attending any Meetup.com event are pretty much the same thing"

On Organic Food Stores

Jenny "Jess and I went to this organic food place for lunch, and we had a really good carrot-ginger-and-curry soup, a falafel and hummus wrap, and a beet juice with lemon and ginger."

Patrick "None of those things sound like food to me."

Unholy geometry

Talking about the hotels:

Jess "Sometimes you check into a hotel, depending on the room you are in, the furniture is laid out the exact opposite of the last room that you were in...."

Patrick "I really hated my last room, because of the Unholy Geometries."

Popchips and rice cakes

(looking at snacks table)

Patrick: Why do we have Popchips?  They taste like cardboard slices.

Jenny: No, that's rice cakes.

Patrick: Oh yeah, people should know what they are getting into when they buy rice cakes.