Updates on team availability...

Bruce: Patrick and I are going on vacation next week.
Patrick: (quickly following up) We're not going on vacation together.

Setting up a room for a meeting...

They're not all going to fit in there. If they do, we'll have to use a blender.

When picking a restaurant...

Kyle: "It's Chereesca's last night with the whole team, we can go somewhere good."
Patrick: "Or we can go somewhere you [Chereesca] pick."

While talking about starting a podcast...

https://vine.co/v/bHXe6H5hnxw

Trying to show code on a slow Windows laptop...

You've got IE. You've got Lotus Notes.
I'd give up too.