Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Death and Taxation

Jenny "There are only two things that are certain: death and taxation."

Patrick "I can handle the death part, I can't handle taxation."

Overthrowing the Government

In a meeting, whilst discussing the intricate relationships with tax calculations that tied to tax laws:

"We are fixing the wrong problem; we should just overthrow the Government because that's the root cause of the problem."